But...my stapler.

Yesterday I went around inadvertently breaking (nearly) all the staplers in my office. I jammed the automatic stapler, 3 swinglines, a couple high-density, and a few regular office depot generics. Apparently there is a universal rule that you cannot staple lotto tickets together on the third Monday of the month. The worst part was I wanted to just sit at my desk and laugh after my little stroll of mayhem. But then someone would ask me why I was laughing, and how could I tell them it was because I had just innocently gone on a path of destruction through the office supplies?