Oops

Today I mooned half a bus full of people--on accident, of course. The length of my skirt and the height of the armrest just happened to coincide perfectly, and as I disembarked from my seat, my skirt disembarked from my bottom.

I am laughing hysterically. I think this bus driver (who got the best view) regularly drives our route. Part of me is resigned to never being able to respectably ride the bus again, but the other part is still laughing.